1 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,162 For centuries, men have bled rivers 2 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,989 and burned kingdoms to the ground for a cursed lamp. 3 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:29,963 They call it magical, divine, a gift from the gods. 4 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:36,870 Three wishes, just three. But they never see the truth. 5 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,158 Never hear the screams buried beneath each wish. 6 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:45,221 Every wish carved in greed. 7 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,113 Every war lit by envy. 8 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,793 Empires rose with trembling hands, 9 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,294 and crumbled beneath the weight 10 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:53,920 of what they thought they wanted. 11 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,390 Blood spilled in the name of wistfulness, 12 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,094 of dreams too frail to hold the weight of reality. 13 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,065 I watched kings go mad from power they begged for, 14 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,435 lovers twist devotion into daggers, 15 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,115 brothers slit throats for promises that never came. 16 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,518 I have seen miracles granted, 17 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,510 and souls shattered in return, 18 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,790 for this lamp does not create joy. 19 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,559 It exposes it. It corrupts it. 20 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,328 And now, it sits in new hands. 21 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:29,498 Yours, warm, waiting. 22 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:33,035 So tell me, what could you possibly wish for 23 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:36,062 that no one else has died trying to take? 24 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,242 Oh. 25 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,018 Man. 26 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,732 Yeah? It looks nice. 27 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,101 It's big. 28 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,206 Well, yeah, it's big. 29 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,853 I mean, you could look at it as a bunch of small spaces 30 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:58,978 put together in one. 31 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,285 What? Just trying to be helpful, Jesus Christ. 32 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:10,356 Okay, okay. Look, it's just three days, right? 33 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,395 Yeah, just three days. 34 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:21,334 We'll be outta here first thing Monday morning. Okay? 35 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,439 It'll be like none of this ever happened. All right? 36 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,076 Look, the doctor said in order to beat this thing, 37 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,548 you gotta face it head on. 38 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,989 You can't beat it by being afraid. 39 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:50,230 That was good. Did you get that gem on a fortune cookie? 40 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,131 Maybe. 41 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,472 Mmm. Just trying to help. 42 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,810 Besides, it's a positive truth, huh? 43 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,726 All right. So what you say, uh? 44 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,119 I'll grab the bags, meet you inside. Yeah? 45 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:21,337 All right. Door should be open, go. 46 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,361 I got it. 47 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,732 Go. Keep walking. 48 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,502 I'm serious, I'll be there. Go. 49 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,277 Three days. 50 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,714 Three fuckin' days. 51 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,583 Everything okay? 52 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,776 Oh, shit, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 53 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,881 Too late for that. 54 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,261 Well, what're you doing? 55 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,285 I um, 56 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,568 was looking at the woods. 57 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,403 Looking at the woods? 58 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:42,427 Yeah. 59 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,599 You see anything interesting out there? 60 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,079 Uh, no. Not, not really. 61 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,538 No? Hmm. 62 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,944 There's a lotta wildlife in those woods. 63 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:00,579 Yeah. 64 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:06,052 I reckon we'll see uh, deer, bears, 65 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,699 lions, tigers, oh my. - Okay, okay, all right. 66 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,626 You're not helping. In fact, you're making it worse. 67 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:15,927 Sorry. 68 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,707 Hey, why don't we go pick out a room 69 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,643 before the other ones get here, huh? 70 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,812 Early bird gets his worm. 71 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,037 Come on. 72 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,343 Baby, come on. 73 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,405 No, that's all good, man. Yeah, just take your time. 74 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:51,898 We'll see you in the morning. 75 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,802 Oh, yeah. Oh, the place is awesome. 76 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,648 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 77 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,617 Wait till you see it. 78 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,641 Okay. 79 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,554 Okay. Well, we'll see you soon. 80 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,356 Be careful. 81 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,681 All right. Bye. 82 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:11,516 Who's that? 83 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,187 That was Derrick. 84 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,291 Something came up at the firm. 85 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,337 Mel doesn't wanna drive up alone. 86 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,963 He doesn't wanna make her wait. 87 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,066 They'll be here in the morning. 88 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:28,934 Okay. 89 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,214 Hey, I left your bag up on the bed here 90 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,506 if you wanna unpack. 91 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,143 And any of those drawers are yours, you can have 'em. 92 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,994 Gosh. 93 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,013 Honey? Rachel. 94 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,483 What are you doing? What is that? 95 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,353 Um, what is this? 96 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,789 I don't know. 97 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:28,170 I mean, it looks like one of those lamps that you rub 98 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,272 and a genie comes out, right? 99 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,640 Right. I, no, I get that. 100 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,766 I just, I mean, what is it doing in here? 101 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,669 I don't know what it's doing there. 102 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,641 Hmm. Looks kinda cool. 103 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,076 Looks very antiquey. 104 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:46,444 Antiquey? 105 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,914 You, you like stuff like that. 106 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:50,915 Strange. 107 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,096 What? You want me to call the owners? 108 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,298 Let 'em know maybe somebody left it behind 109 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,866 when they were checking out? 110 00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,067 Maybe. 111 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,091 What? 112 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,530 Um, no, nothing, I... 113 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,434 Who cares, right? It's just a lamp. 114 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,205 Yeah, it's a lamp. Who cares? 115 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,412 I'm gonna unpack, okay? 116 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,413 Well, it wasn't just that it smelled, I mean, 117 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,749 it was a burrito and an even bolder decision. 118 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,751 Oh, god, now he's gonna make himself out to be 119 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:37,786 some kind of martyr. 120 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,087 No, no, no, no, no. I'm not. 121 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,956 It's just, it, it was like one of those places 122 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,191 that sold boiling peanuts, windshield wipers, 123 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,093 and probably meth. 124 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,062 No, definitely meth. 125 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,087 Definitely meth. 126 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,132 I mean, the attendant handed me a key 127 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,566 tied to a cinder block. 128 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,968 A cinder block. 129 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,036 Like, like, like I was gonna break into Alcatraz, 130 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,838 just to take a fucking dump. 131 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,273 Derrick. 132 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,308 What? He asked, he obviously wants to hear the story. 133 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,711 No, no, I do. I wanna, please continue, please. 134 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,379 Okay, anyway. Thank you. 135 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,949 Um, rusted knife, flickering light, 136 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,819 I mean, somebody definitely died in there once. 137 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,389 Probably twice. 138 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,725 The toilet, I mean, it looked like it witnessed crimes. 139 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,860 Seat was cracked, floor was sticky, 140 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,130 and the graffiti on the wall said shit like, 141 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,999 "Even Satan wouldn't shit here." 142 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,334 Get the fuck outta here. Are you serious? 143 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,969 - Yeah. - Ha ha! 144 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:28,994 Oh, yeah. 145 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:34,133 Anyway, I hovered, I sweat, I said a prayer. 146 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,046 And just when I thought I was in the clear, 147 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,614 the door flung open. 148 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:40,583 What? 149 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,683 Mm-hmm. Forgot to latch it. 150 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,518 - What? - Yep. 151 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,187 I met a trucker named Gene E. 152 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,789 Gene E.? 153 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,424 Yeah. He uh... Two words? 154 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,026 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 155 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,353 Me and him made soul-shattering eye contact. 156 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,465 Both screamed. 157 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,834 I don't think either of us will ever love again. 158 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:04,272 But hey, that burrito though, huh? 159 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,541 Oh fuck, dude. It was totally worth it. 160 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,544 All right, corner pocket right there. 161 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,013 Hey. There she is. 162 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,206 Ah, somebody slept in. 163 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,018 Yeah, I didn't even realize I slept in. 164 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,988 Well, that's okay. It's the the first night, new place. 165 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,290 Right? Babe, you want a beer? 166 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,825 Uh, no, thanks. 167 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,460 Oh, please drink with me. 168 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,697 I cannot suffer through these two idiots on my own. 169 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,632 Oh. 170 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,999 Maybe later. 171 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,001 So how do you like the, the cabin? 172 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,070 It's, it's nice. 173 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:40,008 I wasn't sure with um, uh, the, the condition? 174 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,511 Oh, um, well, we're working on it. 175 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,380 The, the doctor said that uh, 176 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,549 the weekend would be good for her, you know, 177 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:51,052 that she needed to face her fears kinda thing. 178 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,277 Yeah. Right. 179 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,324 Well, I'm gonna grab our bags from the car. 180 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,859 Okay. 181 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,661 You wanna show Mel to our den of love for the weekend? 182 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,062 Ew, gross. 183 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,731 Come on. You're helping. 184 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,523 - Oh, I am? - Yeah. 185 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,169 Guess I am. 186 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,237 Baby, I need a new beer. 187 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,596 - Okay. - 'Kay. 188 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,000 Let's go, burrito boy. 189 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,513 - Okay, show me the digs. - All right. 190 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,305 Show me what's up. 191 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,570 Ugh, feel better. 192 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,039 Um, so, obviously this is us, 193 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,607 but the one in the back is just as big. 194 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,442 What the heck is this? 195 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:51,646 Um, nothing, it's just a, a lamp that was here uh, 196 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,647 last night when we got in. 197 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:53,449 Whoa... It's weird, right? 198 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,550 It's beautiful. 199 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,086 It's like, you know, this is like, 200 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,821 one of those old basement finds 201 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,581 that's worth like a zillion dollars on that one show. 202 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,760 Uh, maybe. I don't know. 203 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:10,398 Huh. So it was just here when you arrived? 204 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,133 Yep, just there in the drawer. 205 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,060 Huh. Wonder if it grants wishes. 206 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,174 You know, like from the stories, you rub it, you get a wish. 207 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,210 Yeah. I, I know the stories, um 208 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,578 Just messing with you. 209 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,014 Hey babe. Babe! 210 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,515 Hey. Oh, there you are. 211 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,516 - Hey. - Hey. 212 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,919 They have a huge jacuzzi. You in? 213 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,854 Right now? 214 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,145 Hell yeah, right now. 215 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,457 What's that? 216 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,625 Uh, nothing, it's just a lamp that was here 217 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,227 when Jake and I got in. 218 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,463 Looks like one of those magic rub things. 219 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:46,000 A magic rub thing? This is a magic lamp. 220 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,670 Grants you wishes. Ring a bell? 221 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,706 Yeah, okay. Uh, that's what I said, so. 222 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,275 Anyway, rub that shit out and let's get in the hot tub. 223 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,577 Okay. 224 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,545 Uh, you're not really gonna rub it, are you? 225 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,946 Why not? 226 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,115 Because that's a myth. 227 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,184 Okay, if it's a myth then, no harm in trying, right? 228 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,619 - For fun? - No, it's just, here 229 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,421 - Just for fun. Just for fun. - Please, Mel. Just 230 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,855 It's fine. It's fine. 231 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,291 I'll just wish for teeny tiny, small wish. No big deal. 232 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,784 Watch. Um, okay. 233 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,423 I wish for 234 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,494 a million dollars. 235 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:33,781 See, I'm still broke. Lamp doesn't work. 236 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,641 It's bikini time. 237 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,836 Hey. Did you hear that? 238 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,860 Uh-uh. 239 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,830 I'm confused. You said you found it? 240 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:12,633 Yeah, I heard a knock on the door and I opened it up 241 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,035 and this was on the porch. 242 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,971 Well, what do we do? Should we call someone? 243 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:17,906 Like who? 244 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,307 I don't know, the police? 245 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,575 And say what? 246 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,212 Hey, help uh, we found a big bag of cash. 247 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,347 I don't know, maybe someone lost it or something. 248 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,815 On the front porch in the middle of the night? 249 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:29,617 Yeah, I agree with Mel. We should call the police. 250 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:30,586 Yeah. 251 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,053 Have you tried counting it? 252 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,288 It's exactly a million dollars. 253 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:35,490 A million dollars? 254 00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,659 To the cent. Freaking weird, right? 255 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,396 Oh, yeah. My two cents, we split it four ways. 256 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,897 You know, it's only fair. 257 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,365 How's that fair? 258 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:47,368 There's four of us. We found it together. 259 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,537 First of all, I found it. 260 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:50,972 I was there in spirit. 261 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,306 While you were passed out drunk? 262 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,541 Okay, you know what? 263 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,276 We're not, we're not keeping the money. 264 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,577 Honey. 265 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,879 We're not keeping it. Jake, this is wrong. 266 00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,647 Okay, a bag of cash just lands on our porch 267 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,848 in the middle of the night. 268 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,116 You know, we don't know where it came from. 269 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,718 That alone doesn't scare the hell outta you? 270 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,620 Yeah, that, that really scares me. 271 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:06,854 Not really. 272 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,380 Okay, you know, it should, Derrick. 273 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,621 I'm calling the police. 274 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,898 All right. All right, let me go get my phone. 275 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:30,902 But I fuckin' hate it. 276 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,648 You don't think it was the 277 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:37,318 No, because that's impossible. 278 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:39,687 Right. Right. 279 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:41,556 This is just a coincidence. 280 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,825 Okay, it's a coincidence. 281 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,584 Totally, it's just a coincidence. 282 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,187 Okay. Yep. 283 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,802 You doing okay? 284 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:30,204 Yeah, I think so. 285 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:34,709 Is it the, meg, megal 286 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,944 - Megalophobia? - Yeah. 287 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:40,548 No. I mean, yeah, that's, that's always there. 288 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:44,142 But uh, no, I was just uh, 289 00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,422 I was wondering if we should tell the guys about the whole 290 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:49,848 wishing on the lamp thing. 291 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,495 I don't know, Derrick is still pretty mad 292 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,421 you wouldn't let them keep the money. 293 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:58,866 Okay. 294 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,702 I know, but he's always mad these days. 295 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,337 I'm not even surprised. 296 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:04,396 What do you mean? 297 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:09,801 Um, we've been trying to get pregnant. 298 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,070 Oh, geez. 299 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,717 Mel, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 300 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:20,111 Yeah, I painted the room yellow. 301 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,948 Hopeful, they say, neutral. 302 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:27,652 That room has been yellow for two years now. 303 00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:34,135 Two years of vitamins and apps and thermometers, 304 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:37,872 and that damn clock that just keeps ticking louder 305 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,165 and louder and louder every single month. 306 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,144 It's like, do you know what it's like to hope 307 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:46,237 and to grieve every 28 days? 308 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,843 It's awful, sorry. 309 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,958 Thank you. People say to just relax. 310 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,860 You know, happen when you're not trying. 311 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,263 But, they don't see the stacks of negative tests 312 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,600 in my bathroom trash or the tears that I cry 313 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,360 'cause I don't want him to think he's failing me too. 314 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,305 And I've tried everything. 315 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:15,643 I've tried organic foods and no caffeine and acupuncture, 316 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,745 and I've prayed. 317 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,682 I've really, really prayed. 318 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:25,377 And every time I go in that room and it's empty, 319 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,689 I feel like I'm being punished for something 320 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:30,181 that I don't remember doing. 321 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,961 And I know I'd make a good mom. I know it. 322 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,221 I can feel it in my bones. 323 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:40,935 But maybe that's not enough. 324 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,437 Maybe wanting something with your whole entire heart 325 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,473 isn't a guarantee. 326 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,633 And, and maybe just some rooms stay yellow forever. 327 00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:01,346 Wish I had the right words, you know? I'm sorry. 328 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,853 I, I wish that I was pregnant. 329 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:34,555 Jake, where the hell are you guys? Come on. 330 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,815 I called you like 10 times. Call me back. 331 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:43,731 They went to take the money to the police station. 332 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,557 They weren't happy about it either. 333 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,225 Okay. 334 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,063 What? What is it? 335 00:28:57,502 --> 00:28:59,580 It's positive. 336 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:00,948 The lamp? 337 00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:02,249 It worked. 338 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,352 - Oh my god. - It really worked. 339 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:07,922 This is incredible. 340 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:08,946 And we have to 341 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:12,861 Hey, Mel. 342 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,162 I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. 343 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:16,186 Mel? 344 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:17,699 Oh, oh my god. Okay, okay. 345 00:29:17,723 --> 00:29:19,357 Hey, hey. You all right? 346 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:21,669 What's wrong? Tell me what's wrong. 347 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,504 I don't know. 348 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,372 Is it your stomach? Are you, are you okay? 349 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:26,674 Okay. Okay. 350 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,109 Okay, hey, Mel. 351 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,410 No, no, no, no. Hold on. 352 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,045 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 353 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,179 What? What? 354 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:33,347 Mel, you're bleed, you're bleeding. 355 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:34,615 - You're, you're bleeding, here. - What? 356 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,274 - Are you, okay? - What? 357 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:41,055 Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, it's a lot. 358 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,157 Oh my god. Okay, hey, hey, hey, you're okay. 359 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,625 You're all right. 360 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:46,251 You're, it's probably 361 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,431 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 362 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,465 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. 363 00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:52,533 You're okay, you're okay. 364 00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:53,934 Oh my god. Okay. 365 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,470 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 366 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:58,172 Just stay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 367 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,231 Wait, wait. 368 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,533 Okay. 369 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,446 Yes, yes, please, we need help 370 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,547 and we need an ambulance, please. 371 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:07,848 My friend's pregnant. 372 00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,416 I don't know, she lost it, she just went down, 373 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,918 and she's bleeding. 374 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,578 Please. Please send somebody quick. 375 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,651 Tell me exactly what happened. 376 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,430 EMS said that she has a hemorrhage. 377 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,932 What? 378 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,901 She's bleeding from her... 379 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,271 Oh, Jesus Christ. 380 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,405 What, the doctors didn't think 381 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,574 to take her in to the hospital? 382 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:36,677 No, they did, and I tried, but she refused. 383 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,445 And I tried to call you, but uh... 384 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:41,348 Yeah, I know. Service sucks in this place. 385 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,784 Yeah, not to mention we had to drive 40 fuckin' miles 386 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:45,953 to the police station 'cause you wanted us 387 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,121 to give the money back. 388 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:48,122 Hey, hey, don't yell at me 389 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,256 just because you weren't here. 390 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,791 Well, it looks pretty fucking bad 391 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,394 when two assholes show up to a Oklahoma police station 392 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,962 with a duffle bag full of money! 393 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:55,930 - My fault? - All right, all right, 394 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:56,765 all right, all right, all right. 395 00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:58,022 All right. Shut up. 396 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,860 Let's talk about this outside. Okay? 397 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,311 Hey, come on, dude. 398 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,336 Hey, buddy. 399 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:27,352 Rachel. What the fuck happened in there? 400 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,131 Rachel. 401 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,357 What happened in there? 402 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:36,937 The lamp. 403 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,540 What is she talking about? What lamp? 404 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,475 What the? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 405 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:43,777 The lamp in the bedroom? 406 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:47,639 The one that we found when we checked in? What about it? 407 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,159 Okay, look, Mel found the lamp 408 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:03,430 and rubbed it and jokingly wished for a million dollars. 409 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:04,732 Oh god. 410 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,324 Okay, but then it showed up. 411 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:09,336 And, we were inside on the stairs, 412 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,273 and she was telling me how she couldn't get pregnant. 413 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,842 And so she took the lamp and she wished for it. 414 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,243 And then the next thing I know, 415 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,870 she's showing me a pregnancy test and it's positive. 416 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:23,951 But then she's on the floor screaming in pain and bleeding. 417 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,387 And so, that's when I call the ambulance. 418 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:27,821 - I- - All right, Rachel 419 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:30,557 I know, I know it, I know it sounds crazy. 420 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,626 I know, but that's what happened. Okay? 421 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,987 This is, wait, wait, wait. She told you she was pregnant? 422 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,501 Yeah, she showed me the pregnancy test. 423 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:41,635 This is fucking insane. 424 00:32:41,659 --> 00:32:42,636 You guys are fucking with me, right? 425 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,660 No, I... 426 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:45,997 I mean... 427 00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:50,301 All right. 428 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,205 Where, where's the lamp? 429 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,647 Come on, let's just go find it. 430 00:33:14,892 --> 00:33:16,127 Rachel, today. 431 00:33:58,803 --> 00:33:59,803 All right. 432 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,584 So how does this thing work 433 00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,743 if we wanna undo everything, huh? 434 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:09,056 I don't know. 435 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,591 What do you mean, you don't know? 436 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:13,827 I mean, I don't know. I don't make the rules on this. 437 00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:15,529 Okay, sorry. 438 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,222 How 'bout if I just make a wish 439 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,535 for everything to go back the way it was 440 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,705 before Mel made the first wish. 441 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,097 But, she's pregnant. 442 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,644 Yeah, Derrick, but she's sick. Remember? 443 00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:32,646 You have no idea what that baby would mean to her. 444 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:33,615 - Oh, Jesus. - To us. 445 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,982 At, at what cost? 446 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:37,684 You know, we don't know anything about this lamp. 447 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:38,776 Okay, hear me out. 448 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:44,649 We all agree, the third wish is to undo this mess. Right? 449 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:48,385 Right? 450 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:50,631 It's worth a shot. 451 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,967 Yeah. 452 00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:54,991 All right. 453 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,462 I'll do it. 454 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:03,110 What, I just pick it up? Or what, what do I do? 455 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:04,936 Oh yeah, go for it. 456 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,772 Oh, shit. 457 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:13,587 Just gonna stare at it? 458 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,413 What? Hang on, man. 459 00:35:16,714 --> 00:35:18,649 Gotta figure this shit out. 460 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:48,311 Well? 461 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,360 So how long does it take before it works? 462 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:56,154 I don't know, um, last time it kinda just worked. 463 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,499 What the fuck was that? 464 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:32,989 Mel? 465 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,865 Well, it just came out. 466 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:59,059 What? What, what's wrong with it? 467 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:02,596 Wrong with it? Nothing's wrong with it. 468 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:03,955 It's our child. 469 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,794 Mel, babe, maybe we should get you to see a doctor. 470 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,235 You know, check the both of you out. 471 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:16,834 May your eyes forever see the shadows that watch you 472 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,203 even when you're alone. 473 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:23,207 And may your heartbeat echo loudest 474 00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:29,180 just before they drag you into the dark. 475 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,090 Mel. 476 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:45,272 Derrick. 477 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:47,407 Hey, what's up? 478 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,066 What is it? 479 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,483 Is she all right? 480 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:18,228 Hey. 481 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,256 Derrick? 482 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,326 Hey, buddy. Hey, what the hell was that back there, man? 483 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,761 What's wrong? 484 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,797 That isn't Mel. And that's not my fuckin' baby! 485 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,523 What? What? 486 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,436 It all has to go back to the way it was before, 487 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,906 before the magic, before Mel, the money. 488 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:55,075 It, it has to go back. 489 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:58,378 Okay. What do you mean by that's not Mel back there, man? 490 00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:59,314 Talk to me, buddy. 491 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,114 I know my fucking wife, Jake. 492 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,050 Okay. 493 00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:06,119 And that, that wasn't her. 494 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:07,788 Don't fuck with me! 495 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:10,924 Wait, would you relax? Listen to me, man. 496 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,460 Just, just tell me what you saw. All right? 497 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:17,388 Hang in there, man. What do you mean that's not your baby? 498 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,135 What? 499 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,570 We'll burn it. 500 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:25,038 What? Wait. 501 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:25,940 In the fire. 502 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,140 I... 503 00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,966 We're gonna burn what in the fire? 504 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:33,904 Oh goddammit. Just stay with Mel, please, stay with Mel. 505 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,485 Hey, buddy. Come here, man. 506 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:39,509 What the fuck? 507 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,280 Sh, stop it. No, no. 508 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,962 Hey, Mel. 509 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:07,004 Mel, you're my best friend. Talk to me, please. 510 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:19,016 You've never had a friend like me. 511 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:43,417 Hey, man. Hey, hey bro. 512 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,721 Take it easy. Hey, take it easy. 513 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:46,744 Bro, hey. Relax. 514 00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:50,524 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you? 515 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:51,925 It isn't a baby. 516 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,361 What the fuck does that mean? "It isn't a baby." 517 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,563 What? What did you see? 518 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,689 We have to destroy the lamp. 519 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:02,068 Okay, hang on, okay. Time out. 520 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,495 Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. 521 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:08,232 Let's think about this shit, okay? All right. 522 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,380 What if to undo all this fuckin' shit 523 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,982 is through that lamp, right? 524 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:19,019 Because if we, if we destroy it, we don't change anything. 525 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,086 - Right? - Okay. 526 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,590 Think about it. Right? Okay. 527 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:27,060 So if the lamp got us in this mess in the first place, 528 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,286 maybe it'll get us out of it, huh? 529 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,198 Let's just think about it. 530 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,222 Okay. 531 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,434 - Yeah. - Yeah? 532 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,335 Yeah. 533 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:36,359 Okay. Thank God. 534 00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:39,806 Yeah. 535 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,566 So, how do we do that? 536 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,803 That's a damn good question. 537 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:54,154 I don't know, man. 538 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,457 I guess I'll get my laptop and do a little research, 539 00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,793 see where this thing came from, right? 540 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:00,961 Fine. 541 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:02,095 - All right? - That works. Yeah. 542 00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,497 You're fuckin' scaring me, homeboy. 543 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,165 - Sorry. - Fuck. 544 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:08,225 Take a shit in my pants, man, just fuckin' doing this. Huh. 545 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:39,889 All right. 546 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:43,770 Well, it says, "There was a kingdom hidden" 547 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:48,365 beneath the shifting dunes of the Shitari called Artishar, 548 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,202 the city of flame and silence. 549 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:57,183 At its heart stood a temple carved into a mountain 550 00:42:57,207 --> 00:43:02,079 of black glass where fire priest worshiped Zarquin, 551 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:05,616 the spirit of boundless desire. 552 00:43:07,284 --> 00:43:11,064 The priest discovered that by binding a soul to flame, 553 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,857 they could harness the raw power of witchcraft. 554 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:17,737 But the ritual demanded the willing sacrifice 555 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:21,641 of a pure heart, someone untouched by greed, 556 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,877 vengeance, or fear. 557 00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:28,648 Enter Aladdin, a young boy orphaned in the great sand wars. 558 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:32,519 He was kind, curious, and known for helping strangers 559 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:35,021 despite his own hunger. 560 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:39,659 The priests sing his soul's purity, promise, and peace, 561 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:43,463 and purpose, and return for one final act, 562 00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:46,700 to become the first wish bearer. 563 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:50,003 "Aladdin agreed and a ritual succeeded." 564 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,005 Succeed how? 565 00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:57,101 Uh, "The soul, now fire incarnate", 566 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,771 could grant any three wishes. 567 00:44:01,605 --> 00:44:03,407 But the magic was so volatile 568 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:07,821 it threatened to consume the whole world. 569 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:12,525 To protect it, the priests sealed Aladdin's essence 570 00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:15,228 in a brass lamp forged from meteorite 571 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:17,788 and cooled in the tears of a morning goddess. 572 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:20,900 The lamp was hidden beneath the temple, 573 00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:25,996 "guarded by shifting labyrinths and sound-bound curses." 574 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,433 Okay, so how do we reverse the wishes? 575 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:32,746 I mean, it doesn't say. 576 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,972 Fuck this. I'm checking on Mel. 577 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:42,155 But you made the third wish. 578 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,824 But it says, "The lamp doesn't judge. 579 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,661 And the intentions of the wisher determine 580 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,531 whether their desires bloom or backfire. 581 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:55,025 Because magic, like fire, only reveals who we truly are." 582 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,506 I don't understand why it didn't work like last time. 583 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:00,940 That's what I'm trying to figure out, 584 00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:04,301 but it doesn't fuckin' say it in there. 585 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,340 I mean, maybe we need to look somewhere else. 586 00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,197 Hey. 587 00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:38,435 Mel, what is it? 588 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:40,747 Are you okay? 589 00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:43,173 Mm-hmm. Everything's okay. 590 00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:48,288 Everything is exactly as it should be now. 591 00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:50,681 Babe, what're you saying? 592 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:06,830 Don't move. This won't hurt at all if you don't move. 593 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:10,043 Mel. 594 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,702 It's okay. 595 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,545 Fuck. 596 00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:39,029 Well, forgetting everything else, which we can't, 597 00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:43,967 why would the, the lamp be here for us to find? 598 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,480 Maybe whoever had it last left it here. 599 00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:48,605 Yeah, but why? 600 00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:53,019 Well, I mean, it's definitely a dangerous burden. 601 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:57,257 So um, maybe whoever had it left it 602 00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:59,783 so what's happening right now didn't happen to them. 603 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,318 Hm. Hm. 604 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:10,537 When Derrick said that Mel was acting out of the ordinary 605 00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:14,741 and that the baby wasn't his, I mean, what's up with that? 606 00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,500 What does that mean? 607 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:19,546 Pure heart. 608 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,381 What? 609 00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:21,881 From your story. 610 00:47:21,905 --> 00:47:26,543 Um, "Someone untouched by vengeance, greed, or fear." 611 00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:29,179 What's more pure than a newborn baby? 612 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,426 So this Aladdin character was in the lamp? 613 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,794 Yeah. 614 00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,697 Two wishes, already done. 615 00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:38,721 Yeah. 616 00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:40,991 They both came true. 617 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:47,264 I made a wish for everything to go back to normal, 618 00:47:48,565 --> 00:47:50,033 and nothing happens. 619 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,070 What's up with that? 620 00:47:55,372 --> 00:48:00,410 I mean, "The intentions of the wisher" 621 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:05,148 determine whether their desires bloom or backfire. 622 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:10,888 "Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are." 623 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:14,658 That's what you read, right? 624 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,398 So the wisher has to express all those things. 625 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:28,081 So what are you trying to say, 626 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:29,573 that I'm shady or something? 627 00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:34,645 No um, I'm saying that 628 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,017 maybe you need to come clean about something 629 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,888 in order for the wish to come true. 630 00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:47,724 Come clean about what? 631 00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:52,895 I don't know, 632 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:58,735 uh, but I do know that with my condition, 633 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:02,439 Aladdin would see me as someone who's full of fear, 634 00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,241 which I am. 635 00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:11,715 I mean, there's nothing. 636 00:49:15,485 --> 00:49:16,553 Hey, Jake, 637 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,362 whatever it is, I can handle it. 638 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:34,004 Come on, for our friends. 639 00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:52,622 I was gonna leave you, 640 00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:58,362 after the weekend. 641 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:17,047 I mean, it's just like, you know, every day, 642 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,294 pack that same bag over and over, 643 00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:24,888 think I'm finally gonna leave out that door. 644 00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:27,791 But I don't. 645 00:50:30,594 --> 00:50:33,506 In fact, I'm a, I just sit there on the edge of the bed 646 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:36,275 and stare at that doorknob, 647 00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:39,403 like it is some final exam I haven't even studied for. 648 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:45,042 I mean, it's not that I don't wanna go, I do, 649 00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:49,446 I have for months. 650 00:50:55,819 --> 00:50:57,196 It's just, you know, when you build your life 651 00:50:57,220 --> 00:51:01,591 around somebody, you know it's, leaving, 652 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,562 it's like ripping your skin off. 653 00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:10,967 But I don't know who I am without us. 654 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:15,105 And maybe that's the scariest part. 655 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:19,376 You know, not, not, not the leaving, but the after. 656 00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:24,081 The after? 657 00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:29,019 There's the guilt, that is heavy. 658 00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,756 I mean, it's just like, you know, 659 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:37,094 every step towards the door, 660 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:41,274 I feel like I'm just crushing someone else's chest and, 661 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:45,035 and it's the thought of looking at your face, 662 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,048 knowing that I'm gone. 663 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:53,543 I mean, you know, the confusion, the hurt, 664 00:51:56,646 --> 00:52:01,260 and that I, I hate that I'm the one 665 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:03,229 that put that look there. 666 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:06,556 I know, you didn't ask for this. You didn't break anything. 667 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:12,405 It's me. 668 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:14,664 It was your condition that broke me, 669 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:18,135 somewhere along the way. 670 00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:25,142 And now, I'm trying to fix my life without shattering you. 671 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,615 So how do you leave someone kindly? 672 00:52:32,849 --> 00:52:36,219 How do I walk away without feeling I'm the bad guy? 673 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,024 You don't. You just go. 674 00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:45,805 And I hate you for it. 675 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:49,775 I'm sorry that my chemical imbalance 676 00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:51,568 is too much for you to handle. 677 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:56,873 But the fear of big objects, I mean, 678 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,010 I didn't even know that that was a thing. 679 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,455 Remember the basketball game? 680 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:04,790 We had to turn around and go back home. 681 00:53:04,814 --> 00:53:07,760 Those tickets were a birthday present. 682 00:53:07,784 --> 00:53:10,963 I missed half the game because we were sitting in traffic 683 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,598 because you were having a panic attack. 684 00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:15,535 Oh god, poor you. Poor you. 685 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:18,628 Yeah, maybe. Maybe poor me for a change. 686 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:25,235 What the fuck is that? 687 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:05,809 What the hell? 688 00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:12,225 Ah, just great. Huh. 689 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,360 What? 690 00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:16,886 Both the cars are missing, both of 'em. 691 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:22,525 Well, maybe Mel and Derrick left. 692 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:26,930 I mean, that's fine. But ours is missing too. 693 00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:28,798 Explain that one. 694 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,211 I'm gonna check what's up, man. 695 00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:34,404 Fuckin' bullshit. 696 00:54:42,712 --> 00:54:43,713 Oh, shit! 697 00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:46,081 What the? 698 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,550 Oh, buddy. 699 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,622 What the fuck happened? 700 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,058 Oh, shit! 701 00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:06,946 Where is it? Where's the fuckin' lamp, Rachel? 702 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:10,707 Find it, Rachel. Where the fuck is the lamp? 703 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:13,609 Huh? 704 00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:15,455 I don't know. 705 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,555 You don't know? 706 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,324 It, it was here. I don't know. 707 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:20,583 What? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 708 00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:24,721 Where's fuckin' Mel? 709 00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,124 Um, maybe she took the cars. 710 00:55:31,961 --> 00:55:35,408 Look, look, we need to get the hell outta here. 711 00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:37,500 Not until I make that third wish. 712 00:55:41,638 --> 00:55:43,106 Looking for something? 713 00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:50,756 Mel, what the hell did you do to him? 714 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:55,719 A sacrifice. Well, two of them, really? 715 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,636 You killed Derrick? 716 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:06,796 Uh-huh. And the baby. 717 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:11,811 Why? 718 00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:14,780 Because the master asked me to. 719 00:56:14,804 --> 00:56:15,839 The master? 720 00:56:17,841 --> 00:56:19,008 The wish bearer. 721 00:56:20,276 --> 00:56:21,276 Aladdin. 722 00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:26,383 Mel, put the fuckin' knife down. 723 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:31,020 Give me the lamp. Huh? 724 00:56:32,989 --> 00:56:34,266 This needs to end right now. 725 00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:37,203 Please hurry. Derrick's fuckin' dead. 726 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,839 "Mel, put the fuckin' knife down." 727 00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:41,640 It's too late for that. 728 00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,743 The wish bearer is coming back to make the third wish 729 00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:47,137 and when he does, everyone will know his wrath. 730 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,740 All I have to do is wish for him to be free. 731 00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:53,008 Mel, please. 732 00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:59,458 This curse was cast as fire and brimstone. 733 00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:04,120 It came in whispers. Choices made, pain. 734 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:07,924 Things that were buried that were supposed to stay buried. 735 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:13,305 But curses, the real ones, they're born from guilt. 736 00:57:13,329 --> 00:57:16,433 Truth twisted just enough to rot. 737 00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:21,004 Mel, give me the lamp. 738 00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:28,478 You? Why you? 739 00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:34,384 Because I'm tired. 740 00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:40,156 Lifting a curse demands a sacrifice. 741 00:57:42,258 --> 00:57:44,527 And I used to think that met with blood, 742 00:57:46,229 --> 00:57:50,467 but now I know it's about facing it, 743 00:57:52,702 --> 00:57:54,571 owning it, all of it. 744 00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,843 Every broken promise, every lie. 745 00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:06,382 Every night I pretended that I wasn't the father. 746 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,890 Just let the curse end with me. Okay? 747 00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:18,337 And not some poor soul that comes stumbling across 748 00:58:18,361 --> 00:58:20,105 that fuckin' lamp. 749 00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:25,201 Let me set Aladdin free. 750 00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:31,808 Wish for the wish bearer to be free. 751 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:54,163 The lamp. Get the lamp. 752 00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:02,438 I wish that none of this had ever happened. 753 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,675 Man. 754 00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:47,517 Yeah. It looks nice. 755 00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:52,654 Right? 756 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:57,226 Oh um, I say, it's big. 757 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,775 I mean, yeah, it's big. 758 01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:05,001 I mean it's 400 a night. 759 01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:12,141 Huh. 760 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,145 Then you asked me about the condition. 761 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:23,986 What condition? 762 01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:29,258 What're you talking about, Rachel? 763 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:31,728 What condition? 764 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:39,202 Um, I, nothing, sorry. 765 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,280 Sorry, forget it. I 766 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:43,983 Yeah, I say we go and get a room real quick 767 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,084 before the others get here, right? 768 01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:46,118 Is that good? 769 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,486 What the 770 01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:48,988 Hey, there they are. 771 01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:51,690 What took you guys so long? 772 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:54,493 Man, I thought we were doing great timing. 773 01:00:54,517 --> 01:00:56,395 I thought for sure we would beat you two here. 774 01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:58,697 Afraid not. 775 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,900 Let me guess, you got the best room. 776 01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:03,369 Afraid so. 777 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:04,837 But hey, come, come in. 778 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,005 It's, it's, the place is amazing. 779 01:01:06,029 --> 01:01:06,839 - Come in. - You'll definitely 780 01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:07,674 be comfortable. 781 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:08,865 Come on, check it out. 782 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:13,269 You see this, babe? 783 01:01:14,537 --> 01:01:17,140 Babe, what is the matter? 784 01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:23,146 I've done this before. 785 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:26,792 It... What? 786 01:01:26,816 --> 01:01:28,584 It, it was different. I... 787 01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:31,530 What do you mean, "We've done this before." 788 01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:34,867 We've never been here before. This is our first time here. 789 01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:37,093 - It is? - What are you talking about? 790 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:42,431 Honey. 791 01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:50,482 Um, hey, why don't you go inside 792 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:51,874 and I'll be there in a minute. 793 01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:55,320 You sure? 794 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:58,290 Yeah. 795 01:01:58,314 --> 01:01:59,549 Okay. 796 01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:20,512 So you wanna know we're really late? 797 01:02:20,536 --> 01:02:21,536 Why? 798 01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:26,351 Well, I had to stop at this one stand 799 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:27,820 that sold bean burritos. 800 01:02:27,844 --> 01:02:30,255 Oh, god. 801 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:31,857 Right? See where I'm going with this? 802 01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,225 I think so. 803 01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:35,894 Well, fast forward an hour down the road, right? 804 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:38,964 Had to stop over this dumpy gas station. 805 01:02:38,988 --> 01:02:42,401 Same place, you know, that sells boiled peanuts, 806 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:45,938 windshield wipers, possibly meth, right? 807 01:02:45,962 --> 01:02:47,439 Definitely meth. 808 01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:50,776 Anyways, it had the rusted handle, flickering lights. 809 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,846 I mean, I mean, the whole place looked like it 810 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:56,615 witnessed a crime or two in there, you know? 811 01:02:56,639 --> 01:02:57,950 Fuckin' toilet looked like, I mean, 812 01:02:57,974 --> 01:03:00,052 it'd definitely seen some crime there, right? 813 01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:03,889 Had the cracked seat, sticky freaking floors. 814 01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:07,559 There, there was even uh, uh, uh graffiti on the wall 815 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,195 that said, "Even Satan wouldn't even shit here." 816 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:15,291 You know what, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go lay down. 817 01:03:16,392 --> 01:03:18,661 Okay, um, yeah. Do you, are you okay? 818 01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:24,600 Yeah, yeah, I um, I think that I'm just a little tired 819 01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:27,479 from the drive and so um 820 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:29,081 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, sure. 821 01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:32,184 Go ahead. We'll, we'll be here when you get up. 822 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:33,208 Okay. 823 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:50,893 Anyway, so, burrito thing, it was spankin' me 824 01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:53,438 right in the back of the back door, man. 825 01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:56,141 I'm like hovering over the toilet, sweating, 826 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:59,912 saying a prayer like, dear God, let it come out 827 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,037 all at once. 828 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:20,867 Looking for something? 829 01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:24,536 Oh, just having a look around. 830 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,296 Oh. In there? 831 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,767 Yeah, um, there's nothing. 832 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:34,169 Mm-hmm. 833 01:04:38,641 --> 01:04:40,309 So the, the baby? 834 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,749 What about him? 835 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:52,021 He requires a replacement. 836 01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,157 Who? 837 01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:58,293 The wish bearer. 838 01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:02,798 He needs someone to take his place. 839 01:05:05,701 --> 01:05:07,069 Take his place where? 840 01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:12,241 Inside the lamp, of course. 841 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:17,556 Mel. Mel, please. 842 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:20,583 I don't, I don't know what this is. 843 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:22,952 Yeah, you do. 844 01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:29,034 Why don't we talk about it in the living room? Okay? 845 01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:30,058 Come on. 846 01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:33,062 Come on. 847 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:12,811 Rachel. 848 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:13,835 Jake? 849 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:19,575 What's going on? 850 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,478 We lifted the curse. 851 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,646 We did. 852 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:29,585 But you just don't lift the curse, that's not how it works. 853 01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:35,891 Curses are woven, thread by thread, word by word. 854 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:41,897 Every lie, every wound, every selfish act, 855 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,777 it all nests together. 856 01:06:45,801 --> 01:06:49,514 A witch says a few creepy words, something goes poof, 857 01:06:49,538 --> 01:06:52,718 you grow a tail, you turn into a frog. 858 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:55,811 But the real ones, the ones we make ourselves, 859 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,390 they're slower. 860 01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:00,559 They don't strike like lightning. 861 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:04,997 They settle in quietly, deeply. 862 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,722 You fix it by going back, 863 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:12,828 and not with a lamp or magic, but with truth, with humility. 864 01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:19,902 You face the people you've wronged. You face yourself. 865 01:07:21,604 --> 01:07:26,675 You pick up the mess you made, even if it takes a lifetime. 866 01:07:27,843 --> 01:07:29,483 Because the one thing they don't tell you 867 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:31,723 is the curse doesn't break 868 01:07:31,747 --> 01:07:33,816 whenever everything goes back to normal. 869 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,363 The curse breaks when you change 870 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,399 and you stop passing it down. 871 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:45,494 But if we keep going, stitch by stitch, tear by tear, 872 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,700 we're all weaving the damage. 873 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:58,784 Maybe if we keep going, it could be replaced 874 01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:02,378 by something more powerful, something whole. 875 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:07,349 A whole new world. 876 01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:12,188 But I didn't do anything wrong. 877 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:17,903 The sacrifice, you're the only one that didn't suffer. 878 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:21,363 Exactly. We all put it in there by now. 879 01:08:22,498 --> 01:08:24,533 Hell, we have a new one to offer. 880 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:26,702 To Aladdin? 881 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:30,973 The wish bearer, it's us. 882 01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:34,175 Can't you see? 883 01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:39,882 Three wishes, three friends. 884 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:45,955 But I, you wished for this all to end. I was there. 885 01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:48,934 I, I watched you wish for it to go back 886 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,169 to the way it was before. 887 01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:55,941 Oh, it's too late for that, Rachel. 888 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,143 I already made the third wish, 889 01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:02,138 before you stabbed me in the back, literally. 890 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,452 I wish for you to be free. 891 01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:42,878 So, now to fulfill Aladdin's prophecy, 892 01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:47,316 we must replace his soul with another, 893 01:09:49,285 --> 01:09:50,285 yours. 894 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:54,290 You're gonna, you're gonna try to put me in the lamp? 895 01:09:55,424 --> 01:09:57,836 We aren't gonna try, we will. 896 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,972 And that's where you'll stay until someone else finds it 897 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,974 and is granted three new wishes. 898 01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,400 If they find it. 899 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:11,106 You see, in order for a curse to end, 900 01:10:12,608 --> 01:10:17,680 to be whole, we'll destroy it after you're inside. 901 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,159 So what happens to me then? 902 01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:22,727 You'll be lost forever. 903 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:25,163 The same fate that was bestowed upon Aladdin 904 01:10:25,187 --> 01:10:26,622 many centuries ago. 905 01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:29,034 We need to start the ritual. 906 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,569 - Yeah, we're wasting time. - Jake, please. 907 01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:31,404 Let's get on with it. 908 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,737 Jake, Jake. 909 01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:34,773 Take her outside. Bring the lamp. 910 01:10:34,797 --> 01:10:36,899 No, no. Jake, Jake, Jake. 911 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:46,952 Stop struggling. 912 01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:49,545 Jake, please. 913 01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:03,335 Okay, what page number is it again? 914 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:04,903 Oh, Jesus Christ. 915 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,771 How the hell do you lose the page number? 916 01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:09,241 I don't know. It's not like it's bookmarked or anything. 917 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,344 Just saying, it's a pretty important piece of information, 918 01:11:12,368 --> 01:11:14,312 you'd think to jot the page number down. 919 01:11:14,336 --> 01:11:16,014 With what? 920 01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:19,217 I don't know. A pencil, a sharpie, it doesn't matter. 921 01:11:19,241 --> 01:11:22,187 Okay, if you could do a better job, you fuckin' do it. 922 01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:24,723 I will. Least I'll know what fuckin' page to turn to. 923 01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:26,348 Ha, ha. 924 01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:32,265 What page number was it? 925 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,065 Oh my god! 926 01:11:34,089 --> 01:11:35,767 Just give me the damn book, okay? 927 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,791 I'll find it. 928 01:11:40,696 --> 01:11:41,696 All right. 929 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,180 Ah, right here. Page 142. 930 01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:51,106 In case you guys are keeping score, hm? 931 01:11:53,909 --> 01:11:54,943 Says we need a blade. 932 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:59,491 Says you take three drops of her blood, 933 01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:01,383 and you pour it directly into the lamp. 934 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:03,651 Okay? 935 01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,565 Do we have a knife? 936 01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:09,901 Are you serious? That was my job too? 937 01:12:09,925 --> 01:12:11,636 I take her out of the room, I'm in charge of the book, 938 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,104 I'm in charge of the knife. 939 01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:14,906 Can someone else do something? 940 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,008 All right. Forget it. 941 01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:18,100 - I'll do it. - Good. 942 01:12:19,101 --> 01:12:22,747 Jake. Jake please, please. 943 01:12:22,771 --> 01:12:26,885 Technically, Jake and these two are dead, 944 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:28,010 so save your breath. 945 01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,212 This'll be over in no time. 946 01:12:32,948 --> 01:12:33,793 Got it. 947 01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,093 - Okay. - Good job. 948 01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:39,431 All right, so it says you get her right palm 949 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,724 and you cut along the lines. 950 01:12:45,394 --> 01:12:46,771 You wanna go do that right now? 951 01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:47,606 Oh, yeah. 952 01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:49,240 Yeah. Go ahead. 953 01:12:49,264 --> 01:12:52,935 No, no. No, no. 954 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,420 All right, now what? 955 01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:03,988 Three drops of blood. 956 01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:07,325 When you got it, pour it into the lamp. 957 01:13:07,349 --> 01:13:09,160 How the hell do I do three drops of blood? 958 01:13:09,184 --> 01:13:12,855 Just take her hand, pour the drops into the lamp. 959 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,636 Are you gonna be like this forever? 960 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,305 - Like what, exactly? - Like a child. 961 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:22,741 Okay, we are children. Do you remember that? 962 01:13:22,765 --> 01:13:25,267 Orphaned during the sand wars. Ring a bell? 963 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,713 Would you just get it done? Just get it done. 964 01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:30,057 - Yeah, okay? - Just get it done. 965 01:13:31,774 --> 01:13:32,984 Where the hell is she? 966 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:34,643 The lamp. The lamp. 967 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,090 Find her. Find her now. 968 01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:40,749 Okay. Okay. 969 01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:46,498 Guess I'll find her too, shit. 970 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:47,522 Rachel? 971 01:13:49,491 --> 01:13:51,393 Rachel? 972 01:13:52,728 --> 01:13:53,762 Come out. 973 01:13:55,297 --> 01:13:56,865 Come on, we're friends. Right? 974 01:13:59,568 --> 01:14:00,602 Not gonna hurt ya. 975 01:14:04,239 --> 01:14:05,941 Come out, come out wherever you are. 976 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:15,650 Rachel. 977 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,789 You're being difficult. 978 01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,860 This is how it needs to be, Rachel. 979 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:30,966 Rachel! 980 01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:35,269 Rachel? 981 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,874 I'm not gonna hurt ya. 982 01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:43,578 Rachel? 983 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:32,661 Rachel, is that you? 984 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:37,666 Come on, let's talk about this. 985 01:15:40,335 --> 01:15:42,304 I can help you, you know. 986 01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:49,378 Us girls, we gotta stick together. 987 01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:53,982 Why don't we work out some kinda deal? 988 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,219 Could trade you with one of the boys? 989 01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:01,690 Rachel, where are you? 990 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,393 I'm right here, bitch. 991 01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:10,859 Rachel. 992 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:14,729 I know. 993 01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,634 Mel, Derrick. 994 01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:22,880 I know what you're thinking. 995 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:23,904 Really? 996 01:17:25,173 --> 01:17:27,643 Because somehow I doubt that. 997 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,153 You don't understand. 998 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:42,124 This is not my idea. 999 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,805 Aladdin is making me do all this. 1000 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:48,829 Yeah? 1001 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,036 It's not what I wanted. 1002 01:17:55,737 --> 01:17:57,239 Take the knife. 1003 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:01,109 Kill yourself. 1004 01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:04,846 End it. 1005 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:12,921 That's what I thought. 1006 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:26,501 You know, you once told me some bullshit story. 1007 01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:29,682 Maybe you don't remember now, right? 1008 01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,716 'Cause you're somebody else. 1009 01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:33,275 But the real Jake, 1010 01:18:35,644 --> 01:18:40,348 the real Jake once asked me how you leave someone kindly. 1011 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:49,291 How you walk away and not feel like the bad guy. 1012 01:18:57,699 --> 01:19:00,035 That was the scariest part. 1013 01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:04,573 Not leaving, 1014 01:19:08,076 --> 01:19:09,076 the after. 1015 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,513 What after? 1016 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:31,066 Rachel, baby, it's me, Jake. 1017 01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:38,774 Do you trust me? 1018 01:19:49,584 --> 01:19:50,584 Yes. 1019 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:00,961 Rachel.